And I found this is funny yet interesting...
Question #94
Nobunaga: If the cuckoo won't sing, kill it.
Hideyoshi: If the cuckoo won't sing, make it sing.
Ieyasu: If the cuckoo won't sing, wait until it does.
Reader: These haiku capture the philosophies of three men who wanted to rule Japan. What would yours be?
Oda: If the cuckoo won't sing, buy me a cola. Meaning, "I want a cola right now." (And not a diet cola.)
note:
Haiku is a very short form of Japanese poetry.