Oda's SBS #94

I've just read one of Eiichiro Oda's SBS (Question corner in One Piece manga).
And I found this is funny yet interesting...


Question #94

Nobunaga: If the cuckoo won't sing, kill it.

Hideyoshi: If the cuckoo won't sing, make it sing.

Ieyasu: If the cuckoo won't sing, wait until it does.

Reader: These haiku capture the philosophies of three men who wanted to rule Japan. What would yours be?

Oda: If the cuckoo won't sing, buy me a cola. Meaning, "I want a cola right now." (And not a diet cola.)

note:

Haiku is a very short form of Japanese poetry.

FUNNY QUOTES !

#1. You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.(Joan Rivers)

#2.The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.(Quentin Crisp)

#3. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. (Steven Wright)

#4. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.(Bob Hope)

#5. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library. (Lily Tomlin)

#6. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope)

#7. A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. (Cher)

#8. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.(Fred Allen)

#9. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? (Bette Midler)

#10. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. (Joan Rivers)


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