Oda's SBS #94

I've just read one of Eiichiro Oda's SBS (Question corner in One Piece manga).
And I found this is funny yet interesting...


Question #94

Nobunaga: If the cuckoo won't sing, kill it.

Hideyoshi: If the cuckoo won't sing, make it sing.

Ieyasu: If the cuckoo won't sing, wait until it does.

Reader: These haiku capture the philosophies of three men who wanted to rule Japan. What would yours be?

Oda: If the cuckoo won't sing, buy me a cola. Meaning, "I want a cola right now." (And not a diet cola.)

note:

Haiku is a very short form of Japanese poetry.